Monday, November 16, 2009

Minajs, Harajuku Barbies, and Hippies'

This is the first post in a good while. Literally over a month actually. 
- Sigh - 
Moreless, this might be the last post on Blogspot. I'm switching over to Tumblr soon, so I will be working on that and will definitely get that link to you immediately. 
- Ahem -
Now. I'm just going to get out everything that is on my mind, what I think about the world, and what is going on.


First and foremost, This whole 'Barbie, Minaj, Harajuku' thing. Why? Because a female rapper comes out of nowhere along with Lil Wayne, every girl wants to be a Minaj, Barbie, Lewinksy whatever? Three - fourths of these females today have NO IDEA of what the word "Harajuku" even MEANS. SMH at that. Nicki Minaj is probably the fakest most plasticized character walking this planet (after Lil Kim of course.) She has fake boobs, her ass is fake, she got work done on her nose, she really IS a 'Barbie'.
WHY are females trying so hard to be like someone who isn't even HERSELF?  
What kills me is that so many young girls/women are walking around wanting to be like her. Taking pictures in her poses, dressing like her, even going so far as to change their names on Facebook, MySpace, Twitter, etc to those stupid names worn by her. Bet you fool ass females don't even have the common sense to notice that calling yourself "Lewinsky" basically is saying that you give head. Duh. Why would any self respecting female want to be labeled as such? No one is bashing Nicki, i myself 'used' to like her music, until everybody hopped on the bandwagon. But NEVER have i EVER wanted to be her or even LIKE her. -____- 

ANYWAY.

Another topic: "Fake Pocahantas/Hippie Bishes"

L M A O .  See. . . i know a good 3,576,583,068 of you females are going to get mad but its too bad, because i don't care :)


Anywho - Someone PLEASE tell me WHEN it became cool to walk around w| your bra strap headbands all tight around your head, damn near cutting off the circulation to your brains?
I know a lot of females get excited when they slap on their headbands, sew in their tracks, throw on those long ass skirts, and walk around like you just spent a G on your outfit knowing you purchased it in Irvington Center. Actually it's not really where you purchased your clothing. Anyone can put on some nice decent clothes, but it really is your environment that sums you up.
A girl can wear ripped jeans, leather jacket and a headband in Summit or Short Hills Mall even. And another girl can wear the same exact outfit downtown Newark or Irvington Center. Guess who looks more of a Hoodbooger?
[ ♫ Jeopardy Music starts playing ♫ ]
Thats Riiiiiight. You guessed it. The girl downtown or in Irvington Center.
Why? Because of her surroundings. It does not matter what you wear. Its all on your location. Ever notice when you go to Short Hills Mall? Aren't there a lot of white girls walking around - a lot of them looking a Mess? Hair not done. Hoodie, sweatpants and Uggs or something like that. Does anyone say anything about them, looking like 'Hoodboogers'? No. because they're Not in the 'Hood'. Now have a black female do that. She would be torn to shreds with the outside commentary. 
So ladies, if you think that you are stepping outside the box with your 'white gear'. Guess what? You're NOT. Because you're still being stereotyped as the ghetto hood girl coming out of wherever you are from. Yes it does sound harsh. Deal with it. Womp.
Listen. Stop sucking the Hippe Look. You all killed it. Its 2009, and MOST of you were born like just last night. You don't know good music. You all probably still think that Lil Wayne is God and walk around saying 'Burrr'. Well guess what; Wayne is in jail and so is Gucci. Wayne has a bagillion kids and Gucci is just . . Gucci. Ew.
S T O P . Loosen up the tight headbands . Take a deeeeeep breath . And inhale some sense.
Fxckers.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

She's phoney,. She's fake? Dxmn Nicki.

Soooo.. if ya didn't hear or qet a chance to peep yet:

http://www.therundown.tv/videos/wtf-files/nicki-minaj-exposed/
(Check it outtt holmes! Click that link ↑ because I could'nt post the actual video, it was way too biq)

TA-MUTHAFXCKN-DOW!
 Nicki been exposed of her false boobs & buttpads. Lawdamercy!

#FAIL.
 
Aye dios mio! Nicki No bueno!
Now we know why she REALLY calls herself barbie. Shakinq my cabeza on that one.
Now, We all know (I hope) that callinq yourself "a bad bitch" is beyond lame, considerinq 3/4 of MySpace, Facebook, and Twitter females qo by these stupid ass names.


I don't know why a female would want to be called a bad bitch. If any nxqqa called them a bitch then she would qet offended But if she is called a bad bitch, its not a problem? So i hope her ass wouldn't qet mad if he called her a bad hoe too. :)

Dxmn shame how stupid females are today. Why? I don't know. It's 2009, qet an education or a job. Do somethinq productive with your life at least.

Soooo with that said . . .

All the "Minajs, Mirajs, Prettys, Bad Bitches, Barbies, Harajukus" = DEAD yaself. Its over.

Sunday, October 11, 2009

"YERT?!" Really though? -__-

Alllllllllllllllllllright. So check this out. As we all know, I'm a graphic designer [PBGFx© is the name] (As if you didn't know -_-)
I conduct every order and deal with every client in a businesslike manner.
WHY OH WHY do people feel the need to be "ignant" contacting me, addressing me like this:
"yeerrtt!"
WHAT THE FXCK?! The HELL do people think this is?
below is an example of sheer 'iqnance' and fxckery:



"Fool" (7:44:44 PM): YERtt !
"Fool" (7:44:44 PM): wee need somee taqgss
"Fool" (7:44:51 PM): and also some flyers we havin a party comin uhpp
POLOBANDITGFx (7:46:20 PM): I dont even know who you are yet. lol
"Fool" (7:46:38 PM): LoLz
"Fool" (7:46:38 PM): tHiiS dA ceO
POLOBANDITGFx (7:46:41 PM): ,,,
POLOBANDITGFx (7:46:45 PM): Name?
"Fool" (7:46:59 PM): DiS ****** fROM ***** ENt
POLOBANDITGFx (7:47:19 PM): ookay; and you said you need taqs & a flyer desiqn.
"Fool" (7:47:39 PM): yeaa we dontt need da flyerss yet
"Fool" (7:47:47 PM): we need da taqgs done first ;
POLOBANDITGFx (7:47:51 PM): okay.
POLOBANDITGFx (7:48:43 PM): 1st rule; Please Be about your business. [no personal attacks. but most of 'teams' are never bout their $]
POLOBANDITGFx (7:48:56 PM): i have no time for that at all. we qood on that?
"Fool" (7:49:24 PM): money aint a prollem
"Fool" (7:49:46 PM): uu feel mhe
POLOBANDITGFx (7:50:04 PM): Familiar w| PayPal?
"Fool" (7:50:38 PM): yeahh butt imma payy all cashh iqgot da knot shawty lolzs
POLOBANDITGFx (7:51:31 PM): All payments are handled via Paypal
"Fool" (7:51:57 PM): NVm dEN cuzz ionly payy cashh u feel mhee
POLOBANDITGFx (7:52:33 PM): where you located?
"Fool" (7:53:07 PM): hit me up at *** *** **** so we can dis over
POLOBANDITGFx (7:53:44 PM): No, you came to Me for business
POLOBANDITGFx (7:53:48 PM): You hit Me up
POLOBANDITGFx (7:54:22 PM): email: polobanditgfx@gmail.com & you already have the AIM
"Fool" (7:56:40 PM): fuck it i get sombody else



Okay, People we have GOT to do better than this.
Alerting someone you are trying to make a business deal with "yert!"
REALLY THOUGH?!
Obviously that character was not really serious about his business. This is a busines. Paypal is the form of payment. How the HELL would I recieve the cash? This is NOT Western Union.
And another thing:

Because you are not about your business don't know how to approach the situation, you all of a sudden don't want my services?





C'MON SON!

Please People PLEASE: IF YOU ARE SERIOUS
I SAID SERIOUS 
About doing business with me, please do not contact me and talk to me in that manner (as seen above)
I will NOT tolerate your ignorant bullshxt. Im usually the nicest person you can come across but do not think because I'm running a business and that I am a female that I will just take your retardedness.
I WON'T PUT YOU IN YOUR PLACE.
Just don't come at me like that & we are bueno :)
For serious business matters: feel free to
email: polobanditgfx@gmail.com | aim: POLOBANDITGFx
We'll talk business :)

Monday, September 28, 2009

REST IN PEACE DERRION ALBERT




This past Thursday (September 24) : A Chicago sophmore honor roll student by the name of Derrion Albert was beaten to death at his school Christian Fenger Academy High School because  
HE REFUSED TO JOIN A GANG.

Among those charged were Silvonus Shannon, 19, Eugene Riley, 18, and Eric Carson, 16, with first-degree murder, and they were ordered held without bond today (Monday September 28)

Albert was knocked unconscious when Carson struck him in the head with a board and the second person punched him in the face. Albert regained consciousness and was trying to get up when he was attacked a second time by five people and was struck in the head with a board by Riley and stomped in the head by Shannon.

The melee was recorded on a camera phone (as see below)



I myself watched this video once and ONLY ONCE. I have never been so appalled at something in my life. What is going ON in this world we live in?!?

WHEN is all of this nonsense going to cease? WHY can't we let people live their lives? Life is entirely too precious, especially for it to be taken so swiftly.
Sheer FUCKERY to the 295875395865th power.

What if you were in a gang and Ya homie was killed? Would YOU not be the one crying over them? What makes it so different? Is it because the other kid isn't ya family/friend?
Reqardless. its STILL stupid. people can hate other ppl for killinq their loved ones. BUT say you qo & kill someone. How is that ANY better? quess wa? that person is someone's loved one too. it just qoes around and around in a circle til everybody dead. Thats how yall want the world?


R i d i c u l o u s .

Please continue to pray for Derrion Albert and his family and friends please.
If you are active on Twitter: RT #RIPDERRIONALBERT.

Sunday, September 27, 2009

iPhone update: Pic Messaging [finally] After like 5 years.

MMS Messaging has finally come to the iPhone Friday [September 25th] . I personally think that iPhones are ridonkulously SLOW on that uptake. What the hell phone doesn't have picture messaging? My Grandmother's house phone had picture messaging -_-. Okay so maybe I'm lying. But Seriously people, as many apps as the iPhone has, picture messaging should have been one of the VERY FIRST features.

iPhone users have to sync and update their iPhones just to be able to access that feature. Come on now. All this could have been avoided if you all had Blackberries.It's clear that AT&T's head remains firmly in (that nefarious) place; the company has said that tethering will not be an option in the near future, due to the network's inability to handle the resulting traffic.


Oh yea, and one final bit of LAMENESS: MMS will only work on iPhone 3G and 3GS models. And on nearly every other cell phone made in the past five years. So original iPhone owners have to, well, deal with it.
Also:  phone calls on any model iPhone still suck. BOOYAH on that ass!

Blackberry all day!